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wardrobe malfunction...



LOL! I liked that one!
Makes up for one of THOSE days  :)


Julie Macfarlane
"Its not just a car! Its an adventure!"
DSM4 entry: "Masochism: See Scirocco"
1981 MKI 2L 16v w 2Y
Amsterdam NY





>From: Chris Bennett <scirocco16vr32@gmail.com>
>Reply-To: Chris Bennett <scirocco16vr32@gmail.com>
>To: Scirocco List <scirocco-l@scirocco.org>
>Subject: wardrobe malfunction...
>Date: Tue, 27 Sep 2005 19:10:06 -0400
>
> >From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview
>couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break
>down (hence the scirocco content) in the parking lot. The man told his
>wife to carry on with the
>shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.
>The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.
>On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from
>under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of
>underpants
>turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the
>embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP
>his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.
>On regaining her feet, she l! ooked across the hood and found herself
>staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic,
>however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
>
>--
>My new mantra:
>Keep it out of gear.
>Disable that @#$% remote starter.
>Don't be a dipshit and try to stop a rolling car.
>Keep fingers by keeping them to myself.
>
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