OT: legless lizards...

[smithma7 at gmail.com (Mike Smith)]

I can see it now...

Me: Evening, officer.
Cop: Son, do you know how fast yo... What in the hell is on your face?!?
Me: Uhh... well, you see, my son was worried I might run over snakes
in the dark and he wanted me to....

You get the picture.

BTW, speaking of pictures, where do you find these things?  It's like
you have one for evrey occasion.  Reminds me of Kit Kat with his cards
in Hudson Hawk.  The Napoleon Dinamite one was funny on the 'tex!

On 7/1/05, Neptuno <neptunonc@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Oh no crack here sir, but if we have to mention cracks we
> could.......hehehhehee 
>   
> Were is that picture...But I think your son is rigth you should wera the
> goggles! 
> http://cache.smarthome.com/images/9514.jpg
> 
> Mike Smith <smithma7@gmail.com> wrote: 
> At first I thought you were on crack as I saw a picture of an adult
> black rat snake and figured it wasn't one of those as its BLACK. But
> once I saw the pic you supplied, I'm inclined to agree. Now the boy
> wants me to start driving with IR goggles so I can see the snakes at
> night and not run them over. LOL. Kids are so interesting.
> 
> On 7/1/05, Neptuno wrote:
> > 
> > Sir, 
> > 
> > You and your son found a juvenile black rat snake 
> > 
> > See for yourself: 
> > http://www.tswildlife.com/snakes.html 
> > 
> > Cheers, 
> > El Tony
> > 
> > 
> > 
> > Mike Smith wrote: 
> > Ok, so who's into herpetological studies?
> > 
> > My son came in this morning and said "Hey, I found a snake by Mike's
> > car." Mom, who hates them with a passion (which is a surprise to me
> > as she loves watching shows about them) says "DON'T TOUCH IT!!!"
> > 
> > Boy: I think it's dead because I poked it with a stick and it didn't move.
> > 
> > Me: (thinking about something from last night) Was it behind one of my
> > tires?
> > 
> > Boy: Yes, right behind one of the back ones. I moved it with the
> > stick so it wouldn't get hurt.
> > 
> > Me: So that must have been the popping sound I heard last night when I
> > pulled in.
> > 
> > Anyway, it is indeed dead. It's a wee lil bugger. Anyone care to
> > help me identify it? I did some looking online, but it's very hard to
> > find good pictures of snakes. For the record, it should be a species
> > native to central Maryland.
> > 
> > Links to pic:
> > http://www.cqcshoppe.com/shhh/100_0196.JPG
> > 
> > That is my finger for size comparison and the black bulge towards the
> > tail is where his structural integrity gave out.
> > 
> > 
> > -- 
> > Mike
> > '86 red 16v (Red 5)
> > 
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Mike
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