Season's Greetings

[jasonfsnow at rcn.com (Jason F. Snow)]

Damn Your email is much better...DAMNIT!



-----Original Message-----
From: scirocco-l-bounces+jasonfsnow=rcn.com@scirocco.org
[mailto:scirocco-l-bounces+jasonfsnow=rcn.com@scirocco.org] On Behalf Of
Mike Smith
Sent: Saturday, December 24, 2005 11:38 AM
To: car
Subject: OT: Season's Greetings

 Please accept with no obligation, implicit or explicit, my best wishes for
an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday,
practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion
or secular practices of your choice, with total respect for the
religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, and their choice
not to practise religious or secular traditions at all... and a fiscally
successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of
the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due
respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to
society have helped make America great (not to imply the America is
necessarily greater than any other country nor is it the only "AMERICA" in
the northern hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, colour,
age, physical ability, religious faith, sexual orientation and choice of
computer platform of the wishee.


By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is
subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no
alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wishee
actually to implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is
void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the
wisher.

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application
of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a
subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited
to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion
of the wisher.

--
Mike
'86 red 16v (der Jahrtausendfeierfalke)
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