O/T: The kind of folks I work with...

[fahrvegnugen at cox.net (David Utley)]

Down, boy...  :-:

David

> -----Original Message-----
> From: scirocco-l-bounces@scirocco.org
> [mailto:scirocco-l-bounces@scirocco.org]On Behalf Of Lars Bruchmann
> Sent: Friday, November 26, 2004 10:48 PM
> To: Eric S
> Cc: Scirocco List
> Subject: Re: O/T: The kind of folks I work with...
> 
> 
> i'm correct!!! plthththththththththhththt
> --- Eric S <scirocco@vintagewatercooleds.com> wrote:
> 
> > 
> > Lars is correct, a truely "aligned" car will have a
> > pull to the right.
> > 
> > Most alignmnet shops to tweek the car are purpose to
> > have a pull to the
> > left, to negate the natural crest of the road.
> > 
> > -- 
> > Eric
> > www.vintagewatercooleds.com
> > 
> > 1981 Scirocco S (TDI swap project)
> > 1988 Audi 90 Quattro
> > 1990 Corrado TDI
> > 1991 Cabriolet (2.0 crossflow 8v project)
> > 
> > Lars Bruchmann said:
> > > harmonic balancer??  does my radio have one??? 
> > haha.
> > > the car pulling to the right is a result of the
> > crown
> > > of the road: it's a deliberate feature of roads,
> > > designed to conduct water to the edge of the road.
> > > subsiquently, it also conducts sleeping drivers
> > into
> > > the ditch.
> > > --- David Utley <fahrvegnugen@cox.net> wrote:
> > >
> > >> Okay, this was too stupid not to share and since
> > the
> > >> list is slow...
> > >>
> > >> I just heard a story about one of the service
> > >> writers here, we have four and -none- of them are
> > >> mechanical at all...  First, a little background
> > on
> > >> this fella.  He has been with the company at
> > least
> > >> 12 to 13 years.  First, he was a car salesman.
> > >> Next, he was a finance manager.  Then he was new
> > car
> > >> manager over Kia.  NOW, he is a service writer
> > (he
> > >> is too good an ass-kisser to be fired, I s'pose).
> > >> Okay, he was consoling a customer about their car
> > >> pulling to the right...  He replied, " Oh, that
> > is a
> > >> feature of VWs, that's deliberate.  They do that
> > so
> > >> that if you fall asleep, it will go off the road
> > >> instead of into traffic..."  Okay, with that
> > logic,
> > >> then the sludging problems with the 1.8Ts in the
> > >> Passat is actually a feature that stops the car
> > from
> > >> over-revving, right?  (banging head)...
> > >>
> > >> Okay, another story...  One of the other service
> > >> writers wrote a ticket with the line description
> > as
> > >> follows:  'Customer states there is a noise from
> > the
> > >> harmonic balancer, check radio and replace as
> > >> necessary..."  Like I said, they are not
> > >> mechanical...
> > >>
> > >> Have a good day today...
> > >>
> > >> David  <---  Doing time in the stupid house,
> > yo...
> > >>
> > >> Chrome may make it bling, but it don't make the
> > >> engine sing...
> > >>
> > >>
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