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O/T: The kind of folks I work with...



haha, everyone's a comedian!!
well, i think it needs some meds, not sure what to
give it.  anyone know???  it refuses to start in the
morning, is sluggish, has no umpf, leaks gases and
fluids, smells funny, and makes odd noises.
not unlike me, actually...
--- Tonee Northam <pb3vr6@yahoo.com> wrote:

> Did your car run out of meds too Lars?
> 
> David Utley <fahrvegnugen@cox.net> wrote:NOT your
> car Lars, YOU! :-P
> 
> David
> 
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: Lars Bruchmann [mailto:pilotlars@yahoo.com]
> > Sent: Friday, November 26, 2004 7:33 PM
> > To: Tonee Northam; fahrvegnugen@cox.net;
> scirocco-l@scirocco.org
> > Subject: Re: O/T: The kind of folks I work with...
> > 
> > 
> > my blinkers don't work.. i was told i need blinker
> > fluid...
> > --- Tonee Northam 
> wrote:
> > 
> > > Bad Muffler Bearing? Yes maam, they do go bad.
> > > 
> > > 
> > > David Utley wrote:
> > > Okay, this was too stupid not to share and since
> the
> > > list is slow...
> > > 
> > > I just heard a story about one of the service
> > > writers here, we have four and -none- of them
> are
> > > mechanical at all... First, a little background
> on
> > > this fella. He has been with the company at
> least 12
> > > to 13 years. First, he was a car salesman. Next,
> he
> > > was a finance manager. Then he was new car
> manager
> > > over Kia. NOW, he is a service writer (he is too
> > > good an ass-kisser to be fired, I s'pose). Okay,
> he
> > > was consoling a customer about their car pulling
> to
> > > the right... He replied, " Oh, that is a feature
> of
> > > VWs, that's deliberate. They do that so that if
> you
> > > fall asleep, it will go off the road instead of
> into
> > > traffic..." Okay, with that logic, then the
> sludging
> > > problems with the 1.8Ts in the Passat is
> actually a
> > > feature that stops the car from over-revving,
> right?
> > > (banging head)...
> > > 
> > > Okay, another story... One of the other service
> > > writers wrote a ticket with the line description
> as
> > > follows: 'Customer states there is a noise from
> the
> > > harmonic balancer, check radio and replace as
> > > necessary..." Like I said, they are not
> > > mechanical...
> > > 
> > > Have a good day today...
> > > 
> > > David <--- Doing time in the stupid house, yo...
> > > 
> > > Chrome may make it bling, but it don't make the
> > > engine sing...
> > > 
> > > 
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> > > mk4 Angry Bunny GLX VR6 (Sleeper) 
> > > pv4 Plymouth Voyager SE (Wife's Winter Driver) 
> > > b3 Passat GLX VR6 (Now Jarrett's Newer B3) 
> > > 
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> > > 
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> 
> Elmhurst, IL.
> mk3 Corrado VR6 (Baby) 
> mk4 Angry Bunny GLX VR6 (Sleeper) 
> pv4 Plymouth Voyager SE (Wife's Winter Driver) 
> b3 Passat GLX VR6 (Now Jarrett's Newer B3) 
>  
> (Honda, The Other White Meat)
> 
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> 
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