CINCY CAMPING: I'VE HAD ENOUGH

[sad_rocc at yahoo.com (Dan Smith)]

(Pretense: This email is not directed to the ONE person who has paid me and the ONE person who has contacted me to say when they would pay. You stands for everyone else. Might not want to read with young kids over your shoulder.)
 
I will not be able to attend Cincy this year and thus, I am now able to lay into you as much as I want since I don't have to possibly share a site with you. I am a full time college student working two part time jobs and supporting myself 100%, along with supporting my girlfriend. I pretty much live paycheck to paycheck.
 
 When I paid for these camping sites, I figured that people would be able to take the 30 seconds out of their day to send me a measly fucking $25. I understand if it takes a week or 2 to have the spare money, I've been there. However, what I don't understand is how it takes ALMOST ONE FUCKING MONTH. I spent $222 of my personal money when I didn't really have it to help YOU out and get the sites taken care of. What have you done in return? Not a God damn thing. I asked for 2 people's names I could put on the sites. No response. I made numerous friendly requests to the list saying I really need the money and frequent posts to the thread I set up. Not a fucking peep. You know what I have to eat in my house right now? 2 cans of Chef Boyardee, a couple boxes of cereal and a ton of hot chocolate. The fact that I consider hot chocolate food maybe will clue you in to how much I need the money. I could go on about how fucking pissed I am at you and how little respect you have for other
 people, but if you haven't gotten the idea by now, it's probably lost on you. I have ZERO respect for any of you and I wouldn't sell you a fucking glass of water in the desert even if I had 10,000,000 gallons. If there was a middle finger I could insert into this email, you better believe I'd put dozens of them in. Fuck you all.
 
Because of the TWO people who I have come into contact with, against my wallet's better judgement, I am setting an ultimatium. YOU HAVE ONE WEEK FROM TODAY, SATURDAY APRIL 24TH TO RESPOND. THAT'S MAY 1ST. RESPONSE CAN BE IN THE FORM OF A PAYPAL OR AN EMAIL TELLING ME HOW AND WHEN YOU WILL PAY. Do not think you can wait until 11:50PM Sat. night either. WHEN I GET TO WORK AND HAVE TIME TO CHECK MY EMAILS AND PAYPAL ACOCUNT AND DON'T SEE A RESPONSE FROM EVERYBODY I AM CANCELLING ALL THE SITES. That means everyone. If one person doesn't respond, tough. I'm going to lose the same amount of money if I keep the sites or don't, so I don't really care. I am deeply and sincerely apologetic to the two people that had the courtesy and respect to respond if/when you lose your spot to stay. Blame the others. I also need someone's name to place on my site. If, by some miracle, I actually get something from everyone except for a name, I will randomly assign a name to the site. I would be quite
 shocked though if it came to that. So, that's where things stand right now. Though I don't personally know any of you, in my eyes you are all ungrateful assholes and you can sleep in your cars for all I care.
 
EXCUSES PAST THE DEADLINE WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED. It will have been 4 days shy of 1 month. I don't care if you accidently deleted the email, your account screwed up, didn't see it, whatever. Don't care, don't want to hear it. I expect a response in the form of an email saying how and when you will pay (it has to be within a reasonable timeframe) or money sitting in my account. 
 
This will be copied and pasted onto the forums, which is also where the list of campers and the prices are. If you have know someone on that list doesn't check their email very often, you better point them to their email or the forum (www.vintagewatercooleds.com).
 
PAYMENT INFO:
PAYPAL- narcolepticflea@aol.com
 
MAIL- 
Dan Smith
PO Box 773584
Steamboat Springs, CO 80477
I would appreciate it if you used USPS Priority mail. It costs a max of $3.85. If it doesn't get mailed out this week and you set up a later time with me, then I expect it. If you chose this method, email me telling me what date it got mailed out from, what state and how it was mailed (regular, priority, etc). If you don't do this and it shows up after Saturday, I will not accept it.
 
Have a wonderful day,
Dan

		
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