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.75 5th gear set (fwd)



This is the email I sent him a little while ago. I might have said .com
instead of .net .

It's been a hectic day.

Tim

You can always tell the Christmas season is here when you start getting
incredibly dense, tinfoil-and-ribbon- wrapped lumps in the mail. Fruitcakes
make ideal gifts because the Postal Service has been unable to find a way to
damage them.  They last forever, largely because nobody ever eats them.  In
fact, many smart people save the fruitcakes they receive and send them back
to the original givers the next year; some fruitcakes have been passed back
and forth for hundreds of years.

The easiest way to make a fruitcake is to buy a darkish cake, then pound
some old, hard fruit into it with a mallet.  Be sure to wear safety glasses.
		-- Dave Barry, "Simple, Homespun Gifts"

---------- Forwarded message ----------
Date: Tue, 13 Apr 2004 12:54:25 -0500 (CDT)
From: stetson <tim@unrealexpectations.ath.cx>
Reply-To: stetson@unrealexpectations.ath.cx
To: jeewiz@earthlink.net
Subject: .75 5th gear set (fwd)

See below.

An idea is an eye given by God for the seeing of God.  Some of these eyes
we cannot bear to look out of, we blind them as quickly as possible.
		-- Russell Hoban, "Pilgermann"

---------- Forwarded message ----------
Date: Tue, 13 Apr 2004 12:15:02 -0500 (CDT)
From: stetson <tim@unrealexpectations.ath.cx>
Reply-To: stetson@unrealexpectations.ath.cx
To: jeewiz@earthlink.net
Subject: .75 5th gear set

Hi Randall,

The paypal payment for this cleared on the 31st and I was wondering if you
had sent it yet.

Thanks!

Tim

Never volunteer for anything.
		-- Lackland