More "you know you have too much HP when..."

[losinit@usa.net (Cathy Boyko)]

Once again, you guys are far too serious, so here's the latest installmen=
t of
"you know you have too much horsepower when..." - courtesy of the latest
"Performance in Motion" magazine, and slightly modified. Hope you enjoy i=
t. =


Cathy

You know you have too much HP when:
- the police have a photo of your car taped to your dash =

- your significant other refuses to ride with you in "that car"
- the guys at the office give you a fire suit for Christmas
- your car will only run on AV GAS
- there is no possible way to sneak home late at night
- your tuner gives you a new stereo to thank you for your business
- you get pulled over for doing 200khp in a 60 zone (120 in a 40) and the=
 cops
offer to let you go if you show them what's under the hood
- you have to teach your son how to pack the parachute before you go out
Saturday night
- your back tires have tons of tread, but you can see your reflection in =
the
front ones
- you provide all the passengers with earplugs as they get in  =

- you can't drive your car in the rain
- all the body welds are cracking (crossmembers for us) =

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- you get there before you leave