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Sciroccos Anonymous 12 steps



     You seem to be suggesting there are people out there who haven't already
done this or admitted their life will be forever flawed because they don't own 
a Scirocco...;)
     I never realized there were any other alternatives.  I always thought
people bought Honda's as "self-flagellation".

Cheers,
Colin
 
On 29-May-2002 Elijah R wrote:
> 
> The 12 Suggested Steps of Sciroccos Anonymous
> 
> 1. We admitte we are powerless to resist Sciroccos --that our lives have 
> become to work on them.
> 
> 2. Came to believe that a Power greater than a 1.6l could restore us to 
> sanity.
> 
> 3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of 
> Sciroccos.
> 
> 4. Made a searching and fearless inventory of parts and cars across the 
> planet.
> 
> 5. Admitte to the list and to another human beings the exact nature of oem 
> wrongs and seek to correct them.
> 
> 6. We are entirely ready to have Sciroccos of character!!!!.
> 
> 7. Humbly aske VW to re-call its shortcomings.
> 
> 8. Made a list of all parts that have been harmed, and became willing to 
> make amends to them.
> 
> 9. Made direct amends to such parts wherever possible, except when to do so 
> would require injury to other parts.
> 
> 10. Continue to take take steps to improve our cars and when we were wrong 
> promptly admitted it to the scirocco list for advice to ammend the problem.
> 
> 11. Sought through work and meditation to improve our conscious contact with 
> our Sciroccos, as we understand them, asking only for knowledge of the 
> scirocco list and the power to carry that out.
> 
> 12. SAVE MORE SCIROCCOS FROM THOSES NASTY EVIL SCRAP YARDS
> 
> 
> 
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Cheers,
Colin

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