[non] Funny!!

["Dave Ewing" <rabbit16v@prodigy.net>]

I know we never totally agreed on Friday being joke day, but thought this
might make you all laugh and also think a little!!  Don't skip the last
line!!

Dave


> Ever have an encounter with a fellow human being and wonder to yourself,
> "How
> do they survive?!"  Read on, you are not alone.
>
> *Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could
> have an
> order of 6, 9, or 12 Chicken McNuggets.  I asked for a half dozen
> nuggets.
> "We don't have half dozen nuggets", said the teenager at the counter.
> "You don't?" I asked.  "We only have 6, 9, or 12." was the reply.  "So I
> can't order a half-dozen nuggets, but I can order 6?"  "That's right."
> So I shook my head and ordered 6 McNuggets."
>
> The above story doesn't amaze me because of what happened a couple of
> months
> ago.  I was checking out at the local Giant grocery store with just a few
> items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine.  I
> picked up one of those 'dividers' that they keep by the cash register and
> placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed.  After the girl
> had scanned all of my items, she picked up the 'divider' looking all over
> it for the bar code so she could scan it.  Not finding the bar code, she
> said to me, "Did you see how much this was?" and I said to her, "I've
> changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today."  I put my twenty
> back in my purse,and paid with the exact change.
>
> *A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and
> pulling it out very quickly.  When asked what she was doing, she said she
> was shopping on the internet and they kept asking for a credit card
> number so she was using the ATM thingy.
>
> *Several years ago, we had an intern who was none too swift.  One day she
> was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing
> paper. What should I do?"  "Just use the copy machine paper," the
> secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank
> piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make 5 "blank"
> copies.
>
>
> ...and we're all driving on the same highways with these people.
>


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