Re: OT: add beer get misty eyed...

[Eric L Ellis <elf16v@juno.com>]

For shame!  Letting a woman come between you and your car???  I tell my
women, "Listen up missy!  This is my car and I'll do what I please to it!
 Why don't you get yer bitch-ass back in the garage and lay on another
coat of wax?!?"...it's not too long after that and they leave...and take
some of my shit with 'em.  
I think I have the solution!  Get myself a woman that owns a Scirocco! 
('cause I ain't changin')  Think there are any Scirocco owning sugar
momma's out there?

Eric "my way or the highway" Ellis
Good, bad...I'm the guy with the gun!
http://www.geocities.com/blitzkrieg16v/
request VW parts at
http://www.geocities.com/usedVWparts/


On Tue, 27 Feb 2001 02:02:12 -0500 (EST) Brian McGarvey
<brianm@zbt62.eastnet.gatech.edu> writes:
> On this evening.
> I look out upon my new love...
> a 16v white beauty.
> every buzz, creak and groan tell me she's gettin on in age.
> 
> Potterman comes to the rescue.
>   a part here, a bushing there.
> 
> She moans for the new bits to be installed.
>    but alas. she must wait. for the other jealous woman (my wife) 
> demands
>       attention first.
> 
> My new love awaits.
>   patiently... getting everjealous by the day...
>        "well, If a make enough noise I cannot be ignored,
>              and drops a muffler connection"
> 
> Soon my love I tell her.
>  soon. Guilty i feel. new bits, less creaks and groans.
> 
> Together we soon will be feeling as new as ever.
> 
> .... oh well at least I can make her look good by replacing parts.
> 
> an old fat bastard like me must be content with being ...
> 
> 
> ......  Dead Sexy!....
> (shameless plug from Austin powers II)
> 
> wheee. vroom vroom. a broken muffler is a boat load of fun!!!
> 
> 
> 
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