Re: Racing Moment Humor

["Randy B" <scirokn81@email.msn.com>]

Antaki,

I actually did this one day after having the umpteenth moron
in the minivan/SUV/hondapukeracer tailgate me at 85mph.

I went back to the house proceeded to take a spare rear
window sprayer, thread a hose from the rear wiper bottle
through the hole in the sheetmetal where the rear bumper
cover mounts to the sheetmetal. I then pushed the sprayer
into a hole behind the pass. rear tire in the metal of the
bottom of the bumper that was convienently already there
and connected up the hose. I filled the tank up with WD-40,
about the same viscosity as H2O and guaranteed to slightly
smear the windshield of the car behind you without totally
taking away their visibility. It would spray the WD-40
about 5 feet behind the car at a height of about 2 1/2 feet,
and it was aimable. The only problem I could not solve with
the system was that once you activated it (activated the rear
wiper) it would continue to drain the tank until empty,
something to do with gravity. I never had the balls to really
use it though, so never refilled the bottle back up and will
probably just replace it with a new tank for wiperfluid.

Disclosure Statement:
"This is not a recomendation for use on public highways, it
is for Off Road use only"
Ok, just had to say that to CMA.

If any listers drive black and white sedans with red
and blue lights on top, I live in Tuscon, um.............
New Mexico, yeah that's right, I live in Tucson, New Mexico.
:0

Randy B.
Cosmos 81 Scirocco S - soon to be 2.0L 16V
Mars 81 Scirocco S - t t 1847cc





>Many a time I have considered a rear-mounted oil spray, figure that will
get
>rid of the vain fools who tailgate out of pure assholiness.
>
>Or, a jet of oil onto the hot catalytic perverter.
>Of course there would be a reservoir for storing used oil in, so's I don't
>go wasting the good stuff on these worthless slime.
>
>Or some type of paint-eating pigmented puke spray, set to coat just the
>front of their car.
>Imagine their surprise when they find that mess at wash-time.
>Maybe they'd realize where it came from, and change their ways.
>Oh, well, time to reload the crack pipe...
>
> R
> o
>Antaki
>
>Many a man thinks he is buying pleasure, when he is really selling himself
>to
>it. -Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
>
>
>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: owner-scirocco-l@scirocco.org
[mailto:owner-scirocco-l@scirocco.org]On
>Behalf Of StephyGee
>Sent: Saturday, February 05, 2000 10:39 AM
>To: scirocco-l@scirocco.org
>Subject: Racing Moment Humor
>
>
>So I was up bright and early this morning because I had to take Mom to her
>doctor's appointment.  I'm my usual mellow, not-a-care-in-the-world self as
>I'm heading down the 110 highway to merge into the 10 East.  I'm in the far
>right lane and there's an open lane next to me (hell, it was too early for
>traffic on a Saturday morning).  Anyway, this Honda Civic EX (mini-sedan
>looking type) comes blazing out of nowhere and sits smack on my car's ass!
>If I tapped the brakes, the guy would have been in my back seat wishing me
a
>good morning :/    Okay....the lane next to me is EMPTY yet he's still
>sitting on my backside.  I slow down so he can get the hint to go around if
>he's in a hurry.  No dice.  He flips on his parking lights and they are a
>neon blue color and vibrates/fluctuates colors so the damn things are
>winking like a neon sign.  I'm coming up on the merge lane so I guess I got
>a bit of road rage at this point (it was the lights damnit!), downshifted
to
>fourth gear, and punched it into the hairpin (30 mph zone) turn.  As I did
>this, I let out my usual "whoo hooo!" howl and had the most evil grin
>plastered on my mug (face, that is) while I'm glaring at this guy in my
rear
>view mirror.  My Mom looks over at me with wide-eyed horror, shakes her
>head, and asks, "I was a good mother, wasn't I?"   I had to laugh :) as I
>watched the Honda fade in my mirror then glanced over at my Mom.  I know I
>have New Mexico plates on and the California (LA in particular) drivers
give
>me NO love, but damn....   Yeah....I need therapy :)
>
>
>Steph
>
>
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