accident!

[Kevin Collins <kevinc@flashcom.net>]

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both
of
their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are
hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man,
that's
interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing
left,
but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we
should
meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our
days."

Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"

"This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this,
here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle
of
wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate
our
good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man nods his head in
agreement,
opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands
it
back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."

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