speeding

[Kevin Collins <kevinc@flashcom.net>]

Good:
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting
many. Then, he discovered the problem - a 10-year old boy was standing up
the road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The
officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading,
"TIPS" and a bucket full of change.

Better:
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated
radar. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police
department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed
photo-of handcuffs.

Best:
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle officer walked
to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are
going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen's Ball." He replied,
"Highway patrolmen don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while
she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book,
got back on his motorcycle and left. She was laughing too hard to start the
car for several minutes.


-kc-

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