Re: eye Spy, SCC mag! <repost>

[Doolbnroht@aol.com]

come on shawn, you said it, now claim which kind of poopie it was.
GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no
poopie in the toilet.

   CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but
there is nothing on the toilet paper.

   WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your ass 50 times and it still feels
unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your
underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

   SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've
   pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to
poopie some
   more.

   POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so
   much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

   LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to
flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

   GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

   DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long
night
   of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of
the toilet.

   CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.

   GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie
   but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

   SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear
it was leaving you sideways.

   WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your
butt cheeks get splashed with water.

   THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though
   you are done poopie-ing it.  You just hope that a shake or two will cut it
loose.

   THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you
   are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!

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