Re: German motoring phrases

[Feenix <feenix@javanet.com>]

Victor Farren wrote:
> 
> This was forwarded to me by a friend.  Thought everyone here would enjoy it, so here it is......work is slooooooowwwww during the holidays.
> 
> Subject: Fw: German Motoring Phrases
> 
> > The abolition of Euro trade barriers in 1996 means that all company cars
> > will now be of German origin. To this end the company has produced the
> > following list of GERMAN MOTORING PHRASES:
> >
> > 1. Die BlinkenLeiten Tickentocken = Indicators
> >
> > 2.  Pullknob und KnuckleChoppen = Hood
> >
> > 3.  Der Spitzenpoppenbangentuben = Exhaust
> >
> > 4.  Das Kulink mit Schlippenundshaken = Clutch
> >
> > 5.  Der Phlatt mit Bloody fukken = Puncture
> >
> > 6.  Der Twatten mit Elplatz = Learner driver
> >
> > 7.  Das Bagsaroomfurshagginkin = Estate car
> >
> > 8.  Der Flippenflappenschitspreader =  Windscreen wipers
> >
> > 9.  Der Klunkenklinkenfrauleinstrappen = Seat belt
> >
> > 10. Das Buch fur Aresewipen = Highway map guide
> >
> > 11. Die Dippenuntdazzel Eiblinden = Headlights
> >
> > 12. Der Pedalpuschinpilloken = Cyclist
> >
> > 13. Der Fukkengratentrucken = Truck
> >
> > 14. Der Bananwaltzen = Skid
> >
> > 15. Dast Fukkennearenschitzenselfen = Near accident

Thanks for that!!! Laughed so hard I fukken pissed my pants!

Feenix...

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